Arthur Weasley wants your batteries

So, if you were a ten-year-old boy, a an eight-year-old boy, a five-year-old boy, or one of two two-year-old boys, and your parents were halfway around the world, what would you want for Christmas?









Other than, you know. Your parents coming home.

[Warded to Frank]

Frank! Mate! My fellow married man! How are you doing? How's Alice? Everything going well? I sincerely hope so, because things going well is good and also because I think having two spousal spats going on at the same time would damage group morale. You see, I'm in need of some advice, because I just told Molly that I kind of maybe think she possibly shouldn't be here.






She did not take this well.





help?

[Warded to Order]

Did I see talk about a shopping trip? Mind if I tag along? I could use a distraction

And Dedalus - first off, thank you sincerely for letting us stay here; it's a marvelous home. Also. Is it true that there's a Muggle moving picture thingy about this place? Is there any way for us to see it? If there isn't anything more important we should be doing, of course.

well this is a different kind of exciting than chasing toddlers

RIGHT! Everyone knows where they're going, yes? Sort of? Let's get this done.

Warded to the Order

Alright, everyone, it's time to set aside my children's drawings, pictures of clouds, and cats. We have a person missing and Flamel has been poisoned. I don't really understand why we aren't addressing these things. Or if we are, I haven't been filled in - so if someone would care to do that, that would be lovely.

We'd obviously need to know where the Death Eaters are. Or did someone mention having what's her name? Candy! Candy escape on her own? Is she capable of that? Flamel likely isn't.

I've been meaning to ask - how did we pick up a Muggle, anyway? More than one, actually, I was talking to someone and didn't get their name.

So. Ideas, anyone?

Warded to the Order

Hello there, everyone! I've arrived in Egypt. Molly sends biscuits again, quite a lot of them, as well as two blueberry pies. Oh, and Fred drew this:



See, it's us! That orange one with the yellow is me, the blue one in the front is Molly, the light blue one is Percy, the green one in the back is Bill, the yellow one in the middle is Charlie, the blue and green ones on the left are Fred and George, and the black one is Ron. I believe I'm supposed to be holding him. Of course, this is just my interpretation; they could just be random blobs of color.

The Muggles here are absolutely fascinating and someone should really look into understanding their culture, it could be very interesting

Right, then. How are all of you? And how can I be of assistance?

[Warded to Order]
So this is America! Strange and mysterious place. I ran into a man wearing a shirt that claimed he had shot someone named J.R. Why he would want to advertise such a fact is anyone's guess, but he said it has something to do with the city of Dallas. I would have alerted the authorities, but I'm guessing they'll see the shirt and pick him up on their own. Not very smart, American criminals.

Well, I'm here. Molly sends her regards, of course. I come bearing homemade biscuits, made from scratch, compliments of my amazing wife. The children are well. They all said to say "hello", except for the one that can't talk yet.

Sorry I missed all the arson and murder... okay, not really sorry, but sorry I couldn't be of help, you know, that sort of sentiment. Everyone's alright, yes? I know I'm showing up late, but if there's anything I can do, anything at all, just say the word.

And I promise not to go sight-seeing amongst the Muggles right now, anyway. Even though it is all so interesting...

Alright, then. What's going on?
[/Warded to Order]

( Arthur Weasley )

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